Do Not Wash Your Hands | Urine to Conserve…

Mota Bota
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Don’t do this!

Do You Urine To Conserve?

Sequestered and slumbering under a layered cloak of denim and cotton, the phallus rests pristine.

As guys, we may gloss over various sectors of our body when bathing, but Richard ‘always’ gets a good, vigorous, scrubbing.

I’m talkin’ about your penis!

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I’m with the 34%.

*Now picture yourself walking into a public restroom*  You’ll initially touch the cleanest object in the world (your penis); then in succession, the filthiest objects: flush handle, faucet handle, dispenser handle, and door handle as you exit.

Why?

With few exceptions, there is little reason to wash your hands after a piss – unless you intend on spreading a virus?  Simply walk in, pee, and then leave.

By doing this, You’ve ~ Conserved Water, Spared Trees, and Saved Time!

 

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“If I can prevent just one Guy from washing his hands after a piss, my words will not be in vain.”

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3 Comments
  • Washing is public courtesy whether you’ve only touched your “clean” penis or a dirty door or toilet handle. they should start putting the hand washing area outside the toilet room –> do your business, exit, wash then move on.

  • This is for real. Nothing nastier than a public restroom. My dad taught me well…

    Dad: “Did you piss on yourself?”
    Me: “No”
    Dad: “Great, now don’t touch anything and let’s get out of here”

    You should treat most public bathrooms like a soccer match. Use your feet only if possible.

  • Washing hands is making super bugs and making our immune systems weaker. wash your hands around babies, old people, and sick people.

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