Andy Hays

Bro, I can’t believe it bro. Seriously bro, I thought we was hella tight? Bra, we was bros, bro, like the Bash Brothers, the Blues Brothers, like Bartles and James and shit. Bro, don’t you remember when we used to__________? A). Shred the gnar like almost every day. B). Not shred the gnar and get hella drunk off jager instead. C). Get hella drunk off jager and shred the gnar. D). Drink hella jager and watch lifetime movies. Bro, I always had your back. You can’t forget that time______? A). I helped you hide from the cops that time you crashed your car into a telephone pole. B). I helped you report your car stolen that time you crashed your car into a telephone pole. C). I helped you with all those dead hookers […]